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Humor
If you don't like it, start your own damn _______!
thank you to Brian for "if you don't like it, start your own damn list!"
Conversation Codes
Type 1 to discuss SUV's.
Type 2 to discuss gun control.
Type 3 to discuss population control.
Type 4 to discuss geeky things.
Type 5 to flame the person who just posted.
Type 6 to agree with the person who just posted.
Type 7 to argue with Tracey.
Type 8 to argue with Jeff.
Type 9 to argue with Russ.
Type 10 to ask directions to chickensoup.
Type 11 to ask if there are cats at chickensoup.
Type 12 to request vegetarian food at chickensoup.
Type 13 to discuss sex. (how did this get so far down the list?!)
Type 14 to discuss public transit.
Type 15 to claim that it's better to live in Europe or Canada than the
USA.
Type 16 to argue with Fred just because it's fun to argue with Fred.
Type 17 to tell Julie that this is all pointless.
Type 18 to play with a laser and cats.
thank you to the Juliest person you know for this
Unix Sex
Q: How does a UNIX expert do Sex?
A: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep
ps; cut chsh; dumpkeys; grep; flex; touch; eject; gawk; clear;
on a long night ...
test date; gettable; mkfs; co; share; tangle; snoop; strip; view; list_devices;
shareall; touch; finger; chfn; chfn; pause; chfn; zipinfo; funzip; latex; top;
head; merge; pushdev; sx; crash; automountd; fg; sx; sleep; uptime; split
making babies, readwrite on blocked device
mount -rw /dev/rfemale0;mknod
with a condom, readonly on raw device
mount -ro /dev/female0;spray > /dev/null
thank you to Ron, KevinW, and Greg for this
Earth Poker
Cigar smoke nebulaed through the sky during another evening of fun. The players tossed their chips into the pot.
Adonai bet Israel. Shiva wagered India. Jesus gambled on Ireland. Allah risked Iran.
"Show your cards."
Straight flushes, ace high, all around. Again, laughter thundered filling the Heavens; life sparked throughtout the universe.
"Whose deal?"
thank you to Julie for this (© Julie, all rights reserved)
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